This sucks.
MARRIED TO JESUS!!!
I must admit i am a tad heterophobic, i just don't think it's natural. like do you ever see breeders making out and are a bit put off your food or driven to drink. why would you ever be attracted to a member of the opposite sex? what would you do with their bits?
Some would describe me as arrogant but that's cuz they're not as good as me. and hey, if you don't love yourself why should anyone else. no really, i have deep-seated emotional issues and i just want somebody to love me. or temporarily satisfy me- then please get out of my bed, i have to sleep.
Seriously though, i am frightened cuz i reckon i'm an incredibly camp gay man trapped in the bo