I don't want lemonade, it's too sweet and makes my tongue feel gritty. So maybe it's time for a change. Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I'm going to slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque night club, that I co-own with actor Te Diggs and two of the Pussy Cat Dolls - The Indian guy in ParksnRec