I am an engineer bcz-
I can write 70 words per minute
bt i cnt read my own
handwriting.!
I spend more time wid my
computr dan wid my family.!
My IQ is greatr dan my
weight.!
I noe the second law of
thermodynamics bt not my shirt
size.!
I hve no life & cn prove it
mathematically.!
I cn translate english into
binary.!
A 40 out of 100 is heaven 4 me.!
My xerox bills r higher dan my
semstr fees.!
Yes..
i m an engineer...