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Lewiston, Maine
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I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
~Muhammad Ali
One day I heard the ice cream truck going around my neighborhood. I grab five bucks from my wallet and run out of my house. Unfortunately I was unable to find the ice cream so I go back home. Then I hear him again and going running through my neighborhood, with no shoes on, to get my ice cream. When I find him, I pay $2.50 for a fucking snickers ice cream bar and since i had wandered so far away from my house I ate the entire ice cream on the walk back -- This is basically the story of my life.