Me: I'm gonna lose weight.
Me: I'm gonna exercise every day.
Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it.
Me: Is that cake?
"Weird is just a side effect of being awesome"
Life is like a book; some friends are in there for a page, some are there for a chapter, but true ones are there throughout the whole story.
I was smiling yesterday, I'm smiling today, and I will smile tomorrow simply 'cause life is too short to cry for anything.
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It's still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!
I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
Difficulties in life are intended to make us better, not bitter. -Dan Reeves
Football is like life - it requires