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Organization / Workplace
Boone, North Carolina
Occupation
Interim English Teacher/Long-Term Sub
About
You know that really annoying Oasis song "She's Electric?"
Yeah, that's totally about me.
I'm 23 and still trying to figure out this whole "bio" thing. No one ever knows who they are until they're 82, and you really don't care by that point. I can tell you this much,though, Mr. Internet Creepster: you want to be my friend.
Basically, hanging out with me is magical.
I thoroughly enjoy the sound of my own voice at points. Forgive it.
I lack the proverbial poker face to a fault and seem to be unable to carry on a lie for more than 15 minutes. Use it to your advantage.
Everything is funny if you look at it the right way.
I've always prided myself on being a