If ever a historian was asked 2 put 2gether a chronicle of my life, he would jump at d offer. For seldom does a life have its moments so distinguished and woth recording..Not a year has pasd since my brth dat dosent stand 4 somethin special..Therefore mine would make a trim chronicle, wid the years arrangd neatly on d left, folowd by a hyphen, n then d mishaps, listd year by year, in d column 2 d right..N d historians wud find atleast one satisfactory imbroglio 4 each year, thus not facin d predicament, dat d historians inevitably face in putin 2gether anals like dese, of researchng madly only 2 draw a blank..
To illustrare d simplicity of d task, here it is, briefly, an a historian mayb