A slight 5'3", prone to dictator-like opinions and a pedant of grammar - sometimes I wonder how I even have friends. I love cake (to a frightening level) and abhor vomit. Having masochistically qualified as a secondary school teacher, I have dreams of one day jacking all this 'career' rubbish in to piss about acting all day. Except in reality I'll probably just end up having a nervous breakdown by thirty. Bloody kids.