I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling sky scrapers and crushing ice and metal.
I have been known to remodel the metropolitan transportation system in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of traffic mobility and emission norms. I translate ethnic slurs for Srilankan refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 2-minute noodles in 1 minute. I am an expert in Smack down 2, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Pakistan.
Using only a toothpick and a large glas
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