There is a substantial amount of information about me, and the possibility of putting it in this "about me" box is impossible. In fact, the thought of trying to place it here overwhelmes me, and it distorts the present state of my better nature. This effect compels me to tell you of a story where I was put into a cardboard box... a story sizeable enough to fit in this box. I was four years old, innocent, generous, and I had a heart of gold. I was strong, both physically and mentally, and also possessed a high sense of what was moral and what was immoral. I was wise, and I could do no wrong. At this point of my younger years, I was in kindergarten. My primary school life was lived at Our Lady