I live for the moments you can't put into words.
Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
My life motto is simple: Follow my dreams...
I can resist everything except temptation!
I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!
I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
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