If you live to be one-hundred you will never be as smart as me.
I am smarter than you on my worst day.
There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult
The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out, rather than the kind it takes in.
God is not a cosmic Santa Claus.
Someone once said "oh, you play a dying instrument"--I challenge you to show up for Sunday services just to show you how dead the pipe organ is not.