Cory Bloom is a criminally deranged, psychopathic ninja mercenary with a mutant healing factor, a withering sarcastic wit, an encyclopedic array of pop culture references, and unfettered access to katanas, hand grenades and automatic weapons, which he uses to kill everyone ever.聽 He鈥檚 like Snake Eyes, Wolverine, and David Spade鈥檚 Hollywood Minute mashed into the body of an Olympic athlete, then combined with the impulse control of Charlie Manson 鈥� and the end result is that he鈥檚 so fucking awesome at pummeling people into meat juice that he somehow manages to be an effective assassin even though he sneaks around heavily-fortified military facilities in a fire-engine red jumpsuit.
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