- My blood smells like cologne.
- My charm is so contagious, vaccines we鈥檙e created for it.
- My personality is so magnetic, I'm unable to carry credit cards.
- Years ago, I created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
- I am often questioned by the police...just because they find me interesting.
- My beard alone has experienced more than most men their whole lives.
- Every time I go for a swim. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked me to probe them.
- I am the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- If I we鈥檙e to give you directions鈥� You would never get lost. And you鈥檇 arive at least 5 minutes early.
- I live vicariously through
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