was a biker - was a fisher - nibiru believer - almost a father - a baker - gardener - knocked at hell's door 3 times - was dumped 10times - a pirate - casket garden visitor - an alcoholic - sometimes a tailor - always a barber - gambler poser - can be a spartan - single - want a wife by 30 - sweetheart - seen ufo - was david - then ricky - now diehard -