Small fat balding hunk with a habit of pottering about aimlesly in large bins. Born in Paisley (where the patterns come from). Likes classic cars, food (wine, real ale, cheese and curries 鈥� not usually on the same plate), badminton, mercilessly hunting down small furry things (woolly rhinos, beavers etc). It's now a minute after 6, and the lure of the cider and crisps is upon me. The night is young..........bit like myself, really....
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