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Questions I have about life:
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?