I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake.
I once fell asleep standing up at a gig. I don't have much common sense, and I get my lefts and rights mixed up. I try to avoid things with any meaning.
My life is a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
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