"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it." -E. Cartman
The whole, 'Navy Dentist' alibi is actually part of my elaborate cover story. I mean, honestly, what child when he is young and asked the token question says, "I want to grow up and be a nautically-themed dentist making minimum wages working for the federal government?" Nobody, that's who. Even if somebody was employed in said occupation, who would admit it? That's what I thought.
In reality, I actually work for a Top Secret branch of the Department of Agriculture as an Inspector for the Cakes and Pies Division. It grants me broad a
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