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Waterbury, Connecticut

Learn to care less The fact that you are reading this section tells me you are interested in learning more about me. Indeed, you want to know more of this mystery commonly called "Fred." This also tells me you are a rather bored and misguided individual. Let me tell you this: I once followed an elderly Chinese woman to her retirement home trying to convince her I was an alien. She gave me a banana and begged me to leave. I think that about sums me up.