The Cows of Architectural Styles:
ART DECO: You have two cows. You paint one silver, and make the other stand up on its hind legs.
INTERNATIONAL STYLE: You have two cows. You put them both in identical boxes.
BRUTALISM: You have two cows. You skin one and bury the other in concrete.
LATE MODERNISM: You have two cows. You slice one in half and encase it in glass. The other you disembowel and glue its innards on its outside.
POSTMODERNISM: You have two cows. You paint one green and purple and give it a hat, and you dress the other one in mismatched clothes.
DECONSTRUCTIVIST: Kill the cow. Make glue.