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Occupation
Ensign Deadmeat
About
-Brutal honesty is my policy.
-I'm a sexist, but the right kind of sexist.
-My essay will kick your ass with its long words.
-My debating skills will make you sit in a corner and cry.
-Throw a soccer ball at me, and destroy it with a shovel.
-Ask me to run a mile and I'll eviscerate you.
-When I was 7, I swallowed a Dictionary.
-Zombies are real.
-I'm a Mother Hen, and fiercely protective of my friends.
-I'm the best person you'll ever have the misfortune of meeting.
-The Classic Opera 'Carmen' is the story of my life
You have been warned...