Just because I suck at staying in touch doesn't mean I don't love ya!
- one of these days i'ma kick life in the shins and be like "hah. take that."
- cookie monster + parrot/hamster hybrid + velociraptor = me.
- the day i take a shirtless picture of myself and post it on facebook, judge me.
- everyone could benefit from a daily banana peel to the face.
- if i ever hear you say "well, as an artist, i think..." i will break your face.
- i love you. even if you're a douche bag. unless you hate my dog.
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