"I am not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a Kike! A Yid! A Heebie! A Hooknose! I'm Kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea Pedestrian, and proud of it!" - Monty Python's The Life of Brian
"It's a business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are." - Mad Men