Roses are red, violets are blue, dum dum dum, how are you?
Fun Facts about Ari:
-I have ten toes
-I can recite the alphabet forwards
-I have a genetic disorder called keratosis pilaris
-I know the muffin man; We play cards on Wednesdays. He brings bagels.
-I am not a pineapple
-I have a deadly disorder called Count Draculitis. I know, unbelievable. I didn't believe it at first either but my friend Glo told me that I in fact may die soon. Not funny joke Glo. Not funny at all.
-I met Howard Mandel. He changed my life.
-My bologna has a first name
-I want to be on Jeopardy one day
-Steve (my bologna) talks to me when no one's looking.
-Steve tells me to burn things. Silly bologna
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