This is Jayce and this is my profile bio. One of these things is not like the other.
Oh, so you want to get to know me? Urrgggh, fine. Here's a "bio":
I have an overactive imagination. I'd be a scientist if i were smart, but instead I'm just a smart ass. My world consists of perpetual wheels powered by magnets.
Im a person of contrasts. Don't take me too seriously, then again don't treat me like a joke. Im a highly critical person. If I like something a lot, I'll sing its praises. If I don't, trust when I say you do NOT want to make an enemy of me. Either way, I'm highly convincing. Why else would I be in the profession?
In short: Im a beer drinker, a chain smoker, a notorious flirt, a