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i'm a very unlucky guy..When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face..I'm so ugly - my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.also to my surprise.One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control..what a dog i got,he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.now let me tell u about my family,I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can