My parents were old school nerds and met as old school nerds do. They raised me as a Kentucky Jew and brought me up at mensa meetings and sci-fi conventions, where I was babysat by dominatrixes and obese men in Sailor Moon outfits. The other children there spoke Klingon.
I have four parents and seven brothers, most of whom vary wildly in personality.
After college, I worked for two years at a job where I made computer models of famous actors' flaccid crotches to cover up their erections.
I then went to Japan and spent my days drinking with sumo wrestlers and stuffing phallic lollipops in my mouth.
I'm back in LA now, although god knows where I'll end up next.
All things consi
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