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Brattleboro, Vermont
Occupation
Executive Director
About
Jessica Callahan was born and raised in the bitterness of the Alaskan Tundra to a pair of natives living in a secluded igloo village far away from modern society. She slaughtered her first bear, with her bare hands, at the age of 11.
When she was 13, she was kidnapped by a pair of of British henchmen (one short and fat, the other tall and skinny) working for a madwoman, Madame E'ville, who wanted children to work in her nail polish and dog food factory. Jess, fed up with the poor working conditions and food (the kids ate the stuff that wasn't good enough to put in the dog food), led her fellow child workers in a revolt, overthrowing the Madame and creating the first International Dog Foo
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