Don't strew me with roses after I'm dead.
When Death claims the light of my brow,
No flowers of life will cheer me: instead
You may give me my roses now!
Celibacy is not hereditary
Familiarity breeds children
Life is sexually transmitted
We do precision guesswork
Born free . . . Taxed to death
If it's too loud, you're too old
Common sense isn't common
Nothing succeeds like excess
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
The older I get, the older old is
Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
A closed mouth gathers no feed
Do witches run spell checkers?
I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
Allow me to introduce my selves
A feature is a bug with senio
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