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West Orange, New Jersey
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Head Hooligan
About
Space Truckin'
I'm the type of kid that would jump from a airplane without a parachute to test the theory of red-bull to see if they really do give you wings. I look for that weird green chip at the bottom of every potato chip bag. I tend to make jokes at funerals to lighten the mood. I'm not that smart but I can lift heavy things. I think the pet rock is an amazing idea. Chocolate milk and honey nut cheerios leave me in Nirvana. I tend to cry every time I watch the Orphanage. Scented candles sooths my anger. As I grew up John Bender was my role model. Kangaroos piss me off. Racist jokes are hilarious."I'm a mess of insecurities attention starved with a narcissistic twist don't you think
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