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Wirksworth

My best points are also my biggest faults.... I love grammar, when it is correct. I can't abide sloppy grammar. I have very odd taste in men. I believe unicorns are real. I like knowing the capitals of countries and their time zones. I am quite nosy but I pretend not to be. I think Lariam is a wonder drug, I was even loopier than usual on it. I like to copy what I see on Strictly. I have very complex thoughts. I have pretended to be Dutch on more than one occasion. Dogs are amazing. I love my Mum. I sometimes think I'm very very clever. I sometimes think I'm thick as two short planks.