As a baby I was wrapped in a banana leaf and buried in the sand until I was cooked. Some say I am inappropriately affectionate but I just lick their face or offer felacio... yes, Im a giver! I dont like brussel sprouts, shoulder pads or Celine Dion. I do like retail therapy, chocolate and poorly dubbed martial arts films. I couldn鈥檛 live without music or dancing the fandango. I apologise to the snails I tortured with my magnifying glass as a child. I am grateful for my friends and family and the laughter they bring to my life!
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