"Since building a fortress of solitude on Mars made from the skulls of his enemies, David Jackson has advocated world peace and enforced it by chain-ganging politicians together in lacy lingerie while forcing them to suck dummies. He is married to the 8th clone of Ellen Ripley, with whom he has a son, Polyphemus, who is a cyclops. In 3 years time he will travel back to the Netherlands and cause the birth of Rutger Hauer on January 23rd, 1944. This will ensure man's conquest of the galaxy."
- Encyclopedia Brittanica, 2019
"Since building a fortress of solitude on Mars made from the skulls of his enemies, David Jackson has advocated world peace and enforced it by chain-ganging politicians together in lacy lingerie while forcing them to suck dummies. He is married to the 8th clone of Ellen Ripley, with whom he has a son, Polyphemus, who is a cyclops. In 3 years time he will travel back to the Netherlands and cause the birth of Rutger Hauer on January 23rd, 1944. This will ensure man's conquest of the galaxy."
- Encyclopedia Brittanica, 2019
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