I'm alive. Hmm... that sounds a bit sinister actually. (But don't worry I'm not left-handed.)
Okay let's be a little more comprehensive... I work in the IT Department of a university, and have been trudging through the tail-end of a telecommunications engineering degree for a few years now. I'm generally too nice, rather arrogant and a consummate underachiever. My loyalty and social justice glands are hyperactive, but I tend toward a lack of motivation. Go figure.
I read a lot, don't watch enough television, sometimes fence and don't spend enough time getting drunk or hanging out with my friends. My current goals are to catch up on about a year's worth of lost sleep, and calculus.