shameless chapstick addict, steamroller of memoirs, ruthless kickball player. crafty, quirky, fidgety. repulsed by vanity, loyal to a fault, extremely affectionate, animal-lover, giver-of-pet names, overly maternal, mildly superhero-obsessed, greek salad enthusiast, heavily invested in behavioral psychology, interminably optimistic, godless liberal democrat. take it or leave it.