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He is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. He has counted to infinity, twice. His blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive, it is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. There is no chin behind Kuno' beard, there is only another fist. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes, Kuno has 72... and they're all poisonous. He can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kuno allows to live. Kuno once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour, he spent the first 45 minutes ha