Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Renton, Washington
Occupation
Marketing Specialist
About
My name is Kurtis. I am most likely the fastest person you will ever meet... that isn't of african american descent. I love music. I've got a fairly quick wit that can get me into trouble. I have the ability to turn off and on whether or not I am ticklish. I also have the ability to turn off and on whether or not I care about things. I'm surrounded by some fantastic people that make me better everyday. I am training for an ironman triathlon and a spot in the sequel to 300. I live for awkward moments. I do not party and have never touched alcohol...just doesn't appeal to me. I try to seduce men and women alike with the piano and guitar...it doesn't work. I generally stop listening wh