Things 16 year old me thinks I will do when I am older and have my own house:
1) Get a cat.
2) Make a secret room in said house.
3) Have a bitching tree house.
4) Get a kotatsu.
5) Own a pocketwatch and bowler hat.
6) Learn to cook nicely.
7) Learn to tapdance, or any other sort of dance.
8) Play the piano at night with just a small lamp on.
9) Always have on background music that I like.
10) Worship a poster of Bertrand Russell.
11) Have bookshelves in unexpected places.
12) Profit.
Things I will do when I am older and have my own house:
1) Make a secret room in said house.
2) Have a bitching tree house.
3) Cook nice things in a nice kitchen.
4) Samba rolls and lock step towards mirror
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