Unaware and adumbrate, I will defenestrate you with a phlegmatic look on my face, as I try to engage in an act of sesquipedalianism.
I'm Landon. I like long walks on the beach and caring for precious animals. I like frolicking through large open fields of blissful flowers. Yeah. I also shoot people. And then I take them into dark rooms and blow them up.
Wise words were spoken by a man named J.D. Salinger: Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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