狠狠撸

Amherst, Massachusetts

Intern

-Hi. I'm Wayne Campbell. Excellent. Welcome to Wayne's World. Let me bring you up to speed. Come on.There's a lot to tell you, so let's take the scenic route.A year has passed. I'm a little older and a little wiser. But you know, even though I live on my own now, everybody's really hassling me to do something with my life. To become an adult. I feel like I'm in a John Hughes "rites de passage" movie. But what I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big, something mega, copious, capacious, cajunga. But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter. You remember my best friend Garth Algar, right? I almost forgot. This year, Garth finally got