Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Gillingham, Medway
Occupation
Primary School Teacher
About
Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
I'd like to be more inventive and tell you what an exciting life I've had, but it's not to be! I'm originally from Cambridge, grew up there and lived there for most of my life. I went to the University of Hertfordshire in 1999 where I trained to be a teacher for 4 years. I moved down to Kent in 2003 for my job and have stayed here ever since. I love the chaviness of the Medway Towns but I don't ever think I will actually become a chav, I just don't like pink velour tracksuits and go