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Cape Town, Western Cape
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"The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one." Elbert Hubbard I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for African refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I am spiritual but not religious. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike guitar and bass playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I bake a Thirty minute cheese cake in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco,