Wounds heal, Chicks dig scars, but being a Navy Chief last FOREVER!
The Pope died and went to heaven. He was stopped at the gate by a sleepy watchman (a BM2) who asked him, "Yeah, what do you want?" The Pope thought, "Great! I do 30 years of God's work to get stopped by this guy." Then he says "Look I am the Pope. I have done many years of Good work." The watchman says, "We ain't got no orders for you. Go get some rest and we'll see you in the morning." He then gives the Pope directions to an old WWII open bay barracks. The Pope goes in to find all the lower bunks taken and the only lockers left have no doors. So he throws his gear under his rack and goes to sleep. The next morning he is