I have two dogs a Rottweiler named Valkyrie and a mixed guy named Odin, I do not have many friends because I have an abrasive personality. Actually, that is not entirely true, some people find my abrasive personality, refreshing. I like to read books (I have too many favorites to even name a few), I do not have any debt, I do not use credit cards, I enjoy walking, I also love to run, I do not like to use the Internet that much, I drive a fuel efficient car, I teach reading and writing skills at a school, I love laffy taffy jokes, I am also quite witty and love puns, I like to work with wood as art and also color, I think Keith Richards is cool, I only like some music (The Rolling Stones, Lo