If U understand these few things, we would get along just fine :
* I am no lap dog nor am I a dictator who would dictate terms to you.
* I live by a simple principle 'Live and Let live.' So as long as we maintain that we should be good.
* I don't mind suggestions but it doesn't mean that I am gonna heed to every thing u say. So don't bother wasting ur breath.
* I value relationships but it doesn't mean I will call u every month and send postcards on ur birthday, that just ain't me.
* U take a piss at me, I most definitely am gonna shove a shotgun up ur nose.
* I don't get annoyed too soon but If I do, u better stay away from me and let me calm down on my own.
* I am rather insecu