狠狠撸

Mumbai, Maharashtra

Intern

PAST i broke my friend's arm because it didn't suit his personality. i tried to kidnap a toddler, but he wanted milk and i didn't have any. i almost got run down by an airplane cuz i was flying HIGH (on cannabis). i nearly choked myself to death with my own hands. it was a test to determine who was stronger - me or me. tobacco killed my friend. sadly, he never used to smoke. tobacco was the name of my pet komodo dragon. A lot of people wanted to kill me. PRESENT i am a time waster. i have a chronic alcohol problem. i swear a lot. i have a picture of a dead komodo dragon in my living room. tobacco died of cancer. i own a gun and i intend to kill my neighbor. i have fungus gro