21st Century Realty
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This document provides a series of nonsensical definitions or examples for letters of the alphabet. Some key points include: - Letter A defines various types of alignments and categories things as good, evil, or neutral. - Letter C discusses annual pilgrimages and filters those viewed as ashamed. - Letter D distinguishes between things that change time, extend time, or maximize time. - The document continues in this absurdist vein by providing random associations for most other letters as well.
21st Century Realty
- 2. Guile Pride Fear Force temperance Virtue Lawgiver reformer of opinion Teacher G.M.F. (get money fanatic)
- 4. A is for Alignment Examples: Alignment of things in the park at night: The low bushes The trees The street lamps Playgrounds, slides Semi trucks and garbage trucks Sometimes things are unAligned Ex. Extraction rate of containers of peanut butter and jelly
- 7. Of course... Street lamps: Lawful Evil 際際滷s and playground: Lawful Good
- 8. Semi trucks: Neutral Evil Garbage trucks: Benign Neutral
- 9. B is for Big Calf Summer
- 10. C is for is for CirculambulatoryRegimens Assigned yearly journeys These annual pilgrimages evaluated Usually filtered thru an apse, where those ashamed are held to be viewed
- 11. this movement is brownian in nature
- 12. D is for Different
- 13. There are Different kinds of things time changers: most drugs, sex, amusement parks, masturbation time extenders: food, water, health, climate appropriate clothing (these are the things keep you alive and thus extend your time), money time maximizers: these maximize the potential of time (i.e. save time) and are things like oil/gas, fire, food, caffeine, transportation, money Dispositional states Measurements Causal levers (stuff you can reach)
- 14. Causal levers can also be called softswitches
- 15. E is for Etiquette Saying sorry, please, thank you, Im just joking (especially sorry) If you wanna talk, talk! If you cant think of anything to talk about, talk about the weather! Dont think of your friends when you pee Dont be an Indian giver
- 17. F is for Friends If you bring something up to a Friend (an anecdote, a fact) and something comes up shortly thereafter in their lives that relates to your anecdote, or if your fact helps them accomplish something, then you can be said to be a prophet and what you spoke is said to be Truth. If your convictions dont align with someone's 100% your Friendbar can never max out
- 18. G is for Good No town can do without a fire department. That is why, while love of risk (thumos) is generally not encouraged in our town, we guiltily have a small reservoir of citizens with a decent allocation of the virtue willing to put their lives at risk to save others You can talk about the Good in people by talking about them to other people You can talk about whether they are #climbingforthetop or #descendingtothelowerreaches
- 20. H is for Hour Youre 7pm to me Really, thats the worst time of day Youre high noon to me Thanks, I love you too Youre April 7th, 1976 to me Fuck you Youre the 2000 Sydney Olympics Oh yeah, did they win or lose?
- 21. When you interrupt someone you are doing the opposite of maximizing their Time When you appear uncomfortable to others they see you as not maximizing your own Time Indian giving is telling someone how to increase extraction yield and then demanding a cut of the yield Forcing people to learn/adopt new actions speech to accomplish NO NEW ENDS; NO NEW ENDS
- 22. J is for Just Having Fun or Just for Fun It s how we do it, why we do it, and when we do it
- 23. K is for Knowledge Drink it thru a straw Leave it overnight and then come back Keep it in an airtight container if you dont want it to change, leave it in a dry place If you want it really safe really protect it Always better to guess than to leave something blank
- 25. L is for L.U.S.O.C.O.R. Let Us Start Our Conception Of Realty: On the advertisement on the side of the bus that says Make every night legendary On going inside us the chief increasers of our dispositional states Based on everyone treating their lives as an interlocking series of filmic moments On everyone having a pleasure/pain stratification similar to the 1% 99% Occupy wall street claim (respectively) Based on people having partitions of omniscience according to their power Based on people having blacked out eyes if they dont exhibit proper etiquette One where friends and stars align :)
- 27. M is for Materials Though Time can be spent through labour to purchase Materials, Materials must be cautioned for, and can be evil or contain malevolent qualities by association. For example, many a child has been made sick by sunlight incorrectly hitting a plastic toy they were playing with, giving the warm plastic a sensation and smell to induce them to nausea. If they belong to a big person (e.g. the govt) and you damage them, they might make you stay at your house or in their building for a while to waste your T
- 28. N is for Names Imposing the correct names on things Paper=block Bread=frozen Paper + bread = ice The adding and subtracting of names generally agreed upon LIKE AN ARCHER, WE AIM TO OVERSHOOT OUR TARGET KNOWING WE WILL disappoint ESTIMATIONS
- 29. O Is for Other methods of social decision making O.I.O.E (optimific input-output equation) Best explained in figure 7.12:
- 31. Other methods (cont.) E.R.T. Mode of thinking engaged half-willingly where one judges every pain and every pleasure, ever friend and every enemy, every hope and every error, every blade of grass and every ray of sunshine, the whole fabric of things that make up their lives, and decide whether they could bear the eternal recurrence of their lives if they act in the way they are about to act.
- 32. Other methods (cont.) Doing things in advance for ends you do not yet know (hoping they will be helpful)
- 33. P is for Places Places are part location (physical situatuedness) part other stuff Can be Good or Bad Vacation City 13 The Town of Las Talkas Parts of them can change but location usually stays the same Places make up different zones together (in a honeycomb structure)
- 35. Q is for Questions What recently have you done of note? Which among you would die fighting on the balconies and in the vitrines of the Art Institute protecting our cultural treasures from the barbarians at the gates?
- 36. R is for Referent What you choose first so you can base other things A measurement: angry minute ashamed inch proud liter quick foot Make sure youre using the right one at the right time
- 37. Briefly, let us look at Skills:
- 38. S is for Skills Built up from foundations of more basic skills. Ex.: spatially operating > crawling > walking > socialization > school > drivers ed > driving > pizza delivery driver or drive to building sites to lay bricks there is such a thing as MAX SKILLS Inability to perform a task isn't your fault it hints at the failure of a different you (maybe you weren't even present)
- 39. One takes great care crossing the street. Street crossing is a time when one is most vulnerable, when one entrusts ones existential condition to the good will of the car drivers. Customers running into shops: Why does your coffee suck ass! Who do you think youre catering to!? Why isnt this can lid adequatley perforated! People all distancing themselves (equally) from a noted pariah in physical space One person being adored by all or most functioning as acting sovereign People receive partitions of omniscience in the mail according to level of authority/noteworthiness and people respond to them in kind People stuck eternally in a state of loneliness because they are Purely Rational When the slightest inconvenience occurs, a person screams out loud, clutching their chest and thinking themselves cursed
- 40. A conversation from Las Talkas: > Walking, women in front of me drops penny, events as follows: > Hear penny drop (audio registration) > Find penny by glint of light (visual registration) > Pick up penny (physical acquisition) > Say: Mam, you dropped this, (verbal notification) > Doesnt hear me, continues walking (failed audio registration) > Decide walking after her, begin to do so, see person watching me decide what I will do, decide it is only a one cent piece and therefore continue on my way (rationalization) > See a man panhandling for change, give penny to him, explain situation and background (interaction/ further rationalization) >Thanks me (gratification) ^a rare
- 41. People acquire skills, knowledge, and exp (experience) as they move through life. This is good. People who have accumulated a lot die (old people) and people with none are born (new borns). More new borns are being borned and filled up with s, k and e as they move through life. if world population is constantly increasing wouldnt this dictate that overall s, k, and e increases overall and thus overall potential for Good increases?
- 42. V is for
- 44. Held to usually be the most important of the four Cardinal directions Direction in which Vacation City is in
- 45. West (cont.) Conversation with peer (female) at party: Q: How big is your ego? Out of? Is it 10? I guess or 100? Like what is 10 Kanye Wests ego? Why does it have to be Kanye West? I just figured it was the best example of a 10 What is it? Like 7/10 What is yours? *no response*
- 46. Volunteer Will engage your Metaphoric, Ingenious, and Sentimentary levels to gauge your xDSL Characteristic X is for xDSL Characteristic
- 49. You are a m/SDSL !
- 50. What does this mean?? Radius: 5.5 miles (8.9 km) Symmetrical Capacity: 2 Number of TwistedPairs速: 2
- 52. Y is for Yield Containers with liquid inside Extraction rates Displacement rates Airtight containers Containers sealed under pressure Containers left outside
- 53. Containers w/ quick extraction rates vs. containers w/ unquick extraction rates
- 54. Z is for Zones Some Zones: Humboldt Park (22-47) West Town (1-19) Lincoln Square (20-29) Stony Island (30-39) Lake View (40-49) South Lands (50 -59) Vacation City 13 (0-99) Town of Las Talkas (70-99)