I'm as dry as they come. I am an eclectic and quixotic blend, originally on tour with heavy metal bands living a rock and roll lifestyle , a closet intellectual to being Joe Jock.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and base jumping. Once I treaded water for three days in a row. I cook 30-min brownies in 20. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass flute, was scouted by the Mets and I am the subject of numerous documentaries in Canada. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of c
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