際際滷

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Caloocan
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SAP Business Intelligence Consultant
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Level 23, Autodidact 扎(琪脈¬)朸 扎(-脈脈-)朸 扎(諭犢琫諭犢)朸 扎(-脈脈¬)朸 扎(妙)朸 Here's an accurate preview of me, in a haiku: Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. *So does my life. ________________________________ I am a human. I adore Beethoven. I abhor Plato. I have the ability burn water and cook air. I can inflict double damage when slapping someone out of jest. I can speak 8 languages but would prefer to keep to myself. I can meld into the crowd because I hate getting looked at. I have the ability to mimic a dumbass to take advantage of others. I have a mathematical mind, but it can't proces